Choirs Are Horrible! Card Game

Truly Horrible Things

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Choirs Are Horrible, and we can prove it.

A much-needed card game for people who take choir too seriously.

Because as awesome as choir is, it's also kind of horrible

Bass notes you can only hit during allergy season. Illegal photocopies of music. Singing with so much phlegm your throat is like a flute filled with gravy.


Celebrate all the things that make choir special in this hilarious and snarky card game for die-hard choir geeks!


Game play is simple

Each round the "judge" will read a question card like: "What's the fastest way to ruin a performance?" or "My director will not tolerate ____."


Each player selects their best answer from their hand. Then judge reads them aloud and picks the winner. The next round starts and the judge changes to the next player. The game can be quick with a few hands or last for hours!


Who should play it?

Choirs Are Horrible was written in part by high school choir directors, and is appropriate for high school choir students, but will be enjoyed even more by their directors.


Get a few sets to keep the kids occupied when they are hanging out in the choir room at lunch, instead of doing drugs. It's that good, and you might save a life.


Game Details & Specifications

  • 396 high quality, 300 gsm, glossy question and answer cards
  • contained in a sturdy, 2-piece box
  • 3 unique cards - Blind Hand, Don't React, and Lucky Card
  • 6 blank cards you may personalize however you want
  • game dimensions: 8” x 4” x 2”, 29 oz
  • contains no profanity or sexually explicit descriptions
  • for ages 14 and up




Question Cards

OMG! I found _____ in the back of my music folder.  

70% of sopranos admit to having trouble with _____.

I’m late for rehearsal because of _____.         

The choir risers are filled with _____.              

My choir director won the lottery and blew it all on _____.      


Answer cards

Castrati for Dummies

Eric Whitacre’s hair

A nuanced criticism from the director

Every tenor ever

Faking it


Introducing 'Choirs Are Horrible', a unique and engaging card game from MyMusicFolders that is designed with choirs in mind. This sarcastic card game is ideal for choir members who are looking for a fun and interactive way to spice up their choir meetings or social events.

Choirs Are Horrible is a game of wit, sarcasm, and choir-specific humor that brings choir members together in a light-hearted, competitive setting. It is an entertaining activity that combines humor, creativity, and camaraderie, creating an enriching choir experience.

This game is packed with features that make it an excellent choice for choir activities. Each card presents a unique scenario that resonates with the choir life, bringing out laughter and camaraderie among the players. The humor and wit embedded in the cards add an element of excitement and anticipation to the game.

Choirs Are Horrible is designed to be easy to learn and fun to play. The game's rules are simple, making it accessible for choir members of all ages. This accessibility ensures that everyone can participate, enhancing the overall choir experience.

In addition to the entertainment factor, Choirs Are Horrible is also a great tool for team building. The interactive nature of the game encourages communication, cooperation, and friendly competition among choir members. These interactions foster stronger bonds among the players and contribute to a more harmonious choir environment.

Choirs Are Horrible goes beyond the conventional choir activities and provides an opportunity for choir members to engage with each other in a fun and entertaining way. This light-hearted game not only breaks the monotony of choir practices but also enhances social interactions within the choir.

At MyMusicFolders, we believe that choir activities should be a blend of learning, creativity, and fun. That's why we created Choirs Are Horrible, the sarcastic card game for choirs. This game serves as a great icebreaker at choir meetings, fostering a sense of community and camaraderie among choir members.

With Choirs Are Horrible, choir meetings become more than just singing sessions. They transform into memorable gatherings filled with laughter, competition, and bonding. Get your Choirs Are Horrible card game today, and bring a new wave of excitement to your choir meetings.


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