Choirs Are Horrible, and we can prove it.

A much-needed card game for people who take choir too seriously.

Because as awesome as choir is, it's also kind of horrible.

Bass notes you can only hit during allergy season.

Singing with so much phlegm your throat is like a flute filled with gravy.

My choir director won the lottery and blew it all on _____.

1. Eric Whitacre’s hair ~or~
2. Mildly inappropriate concert attire ~or~
3. A soprano who can actually read music

70% of sopranos admit to having trouble with _____.

1. A nuanced criticism from the director ~or~
2. Every tenor ever ~or~
3. Faking it

Celebrate all the things that make choir special in this hilarious and snarky card game for die-hard choir geeks!

Designed to be high school appropriate, your students will stay in the choir room to play this game, instead of doing drugs. It's that good, and you might save a life.

Watch for the Directors' Expansion Pack (with even more snark!) coming soon!

This is the game that went viral on our Facebook page when we played it while on tour with our choir.....even Eric Whitacre re-posted us!!

The card game Choirs Are Horrible:

• contains 396 high quality glossy question and answer cards.
• 140 lb. paper stock
• comes in a sturdy, 2-piece box.
• includes 3 unique cards - Blind Hand, Don't React, and Lucky Card.
• includes 6 blank cards you may personalize however you want.
• game dimensions: 8” x 4” x 2”, 29 oz.
• UPC 00860000269025
• contains no profanity or sexually explicit descriptions.
• is appropriate for ages 12 and up.

Examples

Question Cards:

The choir risers are filled with _____.

This weekend, my director is enjoying _____ with his/her spare time.

I hate _____. There, I said it.

Don’t try this at home. I’m _____.

I founded a new barbershop quartet. It's called _____.

OMG! I found _____ in the back of my music folder.

70% of sopranos admit to having trouble with _____.

I’m late for rehearsal because of _____.

Tbh, I’m crazy about _____. 

My choir director won the lottery and blew it all on _____.

Requiem for _____

Answer Cards:

Castrati for Dummies

Eric Whitacre’s hair

A nuanced criticism from the director

Every tenor ever

Faking it

The Mormon Tabernacle Choir

An alto with laryngitis

The ol' step touch

The basses getting lost

My director's cell phone policy

Mildly inappropriate concert attire

A concert of all ballads

Every accompanist ever

A soprano who can actually read music

Figgy Pudding that was never brought

Stabbing yourself in the eye with a baton

Clapping on 1 and 3

Yelling "Fire!" into an unattended PA system

Wearing your choir tux to prom