
Because as awesome as choir is, it's also kind of horrible.
Bass notes you can only hit during allergy season.
Singing with so much phlegm your throat is like a flute filled with gravy.
My choir director won the lottery and blew it all on _____.
70% of sopranos admit to having trouble with _____.
Celebrate all the things that make choir special in this hilarious and snarky card game for die-hard choir geeks!
Designed to be high school appropriate, your students will stay in the choir room to play this game, instead of doing drugs. It's that good, and you might save a life.
Watch for the Directors' Expansion Pack (with even more snark!) coming soon!
This is the game that went viral on our Facebook page when we played it while on tour with our choir.....even Eric Whitacre re-posted us!!
Question Cards:
The choir risers are filled with _____.
This weekend, my director is enjoying _____ with his/her spare time.
I hate _____. There, I said it.
Don’t try this at home. I’m _____.
I founded a new barbershop quartet. It's called _____.
OMG! I found _____ in the back of my music folder.
70% of sopranos admit to having trouble with _____.
I’m late for rehearsal because of _____.
Tbh, I’m crazy about _____.
My choir director won the lottery and blew it all on _____.
Requiem for _____
Answer Cards:
Castrati for Dummies
Eric Whitacre’s hair
A nuanced criticism from the director
Every tenor ever
Faking it
The Mormon Tabernacle Choir
An alto with laryngitis
The ol' step touch
The basses getting lost
My director's cell phone policy
Mildly inappropriate concert attire
A concert of all ballads
Every accompanist ever
A soprano who can actually read music
Figgy Pudding that was never brought
Stabbing yourself in the eye with a baton
Clapping on 1 and 3
Yelling "Fire!" into an unattended PA system
Wearing your choir tux to prom